Crys jokes

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

What do you do when a baby starts to cry?

You use more lube.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.