Crys jokes

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What do you do when a baby starts to cry?

You use more lube.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.