Crys jokes

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

What do you do when a baby starts to cry?

You use more lube.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.