Crys jokes
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.