Crys

Crys jokes

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.

I love working at an orphanage.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

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