What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Crys Jokes
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Your face makes onions cry.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
