- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"
"My penis"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
