Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
