Cross jokes
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."