Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.