Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"
"My penis"
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
