Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.