Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.