What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Why cant orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
