Crime jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.