Crime

Crime jokes

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

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    • What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

    One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

    WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    People joking about 9/11.

    Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

    Oh.

    "Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

    Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

    Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

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    • What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

    A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

    Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

    Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

    I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

    So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.