New Crack Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.

your so fat no one was laughing but the floor was cracking😄😆😅😂🤣😭

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.