Crack jokes

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.