Crack jokes

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.