Crack jokes
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.