Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
