Beef Jerky jokes

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

What happens when a cow masturbates?

Beef jerky.

What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They're under a buck.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."