Beef Jerky jokes

What happens when a cow masturbates?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.