What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
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My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
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I am like cookie monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
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Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
