“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human can walk and you can drive
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
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heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
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I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
