Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
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Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs ha ha!
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
