Conversation jokes

Hi, how are you?

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Hey, talk to me here!

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"