Conversation jokes

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Hi how are you?

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

Hey, talk to me here!

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!