Conversation jokes
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Hi how are you?
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.