Conversation jokes

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Hi, how are you?

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Hey, talk to me here!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Hi how are you?

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?