I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Conversation Jokes
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Hey, talk to me here!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
