Conversation jokes

Son: Hi.

Dad: Yo.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.

It was one-sided.

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"