Conversation jokes

Sister

    • Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

    Me: Oh, good, you?

    Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

    Taste

    • When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

    Slogan

    • Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

    My friend: What?

    Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

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    • Conversation memes

    Children

    • A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

    Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

    Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

    Priest: "Fuck the children."

    Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

    Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

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    • Water

    • My friend: What are you doing?

    Me: I'm making holy water.

    My friend: How?

    Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.

    Name

    • A father is talking to his three kids.

    Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

    Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

    Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

    Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

    Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

    Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

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    • Funeral

    • I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

    Fish

    • Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

    They replied, "I don’t know."

    I said, "Fsh."

    Shit

    • What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

    "Want me to pack your shit?"

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    • Dog

    • Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

    Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

    Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

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