Conversation jokes
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Hi, how are you?