Controversy jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
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