Controversy jokes
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
Memes
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.