Controversy jokes
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Memes
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Trump, must I say more?
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.