What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Trump, Must I say more?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
