"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
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Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.