Controversy jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Andrew Tate.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!