40+ Best Console Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Plumber

2 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

Orphan

orphan · 5 years ago

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Hair

20 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

.o.

The image shows a drawing of two characters from the anime series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", with their heads replaced by a PlayStation 5 and an Xbox Series X game console, respectively. The text above them reads, "What did you just say about my hair?!"

Mate

3 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Post

5 views · tanner · 5 years ago

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Game

1 view · AmazingKJS · 7 years ago

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

Ps5

23 views · Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

Fuck you

A split image showing a black PlayStation 5 console on the left and a man getting a haircut on the right. Text on top of the image says, "Ps5 black looks clean af." and text below the two images says, "Probably runs faster too."

Video Game

160 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of an older man in military attire, sitting next to a younger person playing video games. The text reads, "When I was your age, I defeated the Nazis in Holland. On Xbox or Playstation?" The second part of the image shows both of them again, and the text reads, "PC you fat retard."

Game

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'

Access

7 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

Gamer

2 views · aidencool67 · 1 year ago

yes

A friend asks if they play on a pc or a console. The answer is "Yes" A controller with a keyboard on the surface is displayed.

Switch

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Control

3 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image is composed of three panels. The top panel shows the back of a person with light hair, the middle panel shows a person covering their face with their hand, and the bottom panel shows Perry the Platypus from the cartoon Phineas and Ferb playing a game console. The text overlay says "Sometimes I'm not me" above the first panel, "Sometimes he controls me" above the second panel.

Nintondo 4DS

3 views · Silly Sonka · 1 year ago

New version of Nintondo 4DS

A red box for the fictional Nintondo 4DS console, a hand drawn and misspelled “comes with pikemen 4D” is written on the top of the box. A drawing of Pikmin is added to the console.

Video Game

2 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A four-panel cartoon meme. In the first panel, a person is sitting at a computer, looking at a video game box with an expression of curiosity and asking "What's that?". The second panel shows a person putting the game into a console. The third panel indicates that the next panel takes place "2 HOURS LATER". The fourth panel depicts an amateur surveillance camera capture of a public setting where someone is shooting a firearm at another person.

Nintondo 4DS

3 views · Silly Sonka · 1 year ago

Boys, just got the leaks for the new Nintondo 4DS!

The image shows a white card with four cartoon-like Pikmin characters against a blue background. The yellow, red, and purple characters have large eyes and look silly. Below them in a white rounded font is written "Nintondo".

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