Console Jokes

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing

What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on

What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick

What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy

What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button

epic gamer

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible

is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Whats the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.

whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on

Why do orphans play gta

So they can get wanted

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.But don't worry I think she was just jokinfkuy angvhkjah gkahnvulaunhuaivnhaviuhgfahnvulpu82y5

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow