What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
epic gamer
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Whats the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.But don't worry I think she was just jokinfkuy angvhkjah gkahnvulaunhuaivnhaviuhgfahnvulpu82y5
Why do orphans play gta
So they can get wanted
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
does any one have a xbox 1? my gamer tag is Chalkyfrog11 add me and commet on this post telling me ur gamer tag.
Murder:wanna play a game? me:ok (pulls out xbox controller)
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
I asked my french mate if he had a games console he said Oui !
