Console jokes

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.