"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
