Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
