In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
