Buyer jokes
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
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Kobi shops at Aldi.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"