Buyer jokes

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!

This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.