Computer jokes
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.