Computer jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Passwords am I right
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.