Computer

Computer Jokes

Will

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

Shooting

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

Accent

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Game

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

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  • Google

    Is Google a girl or a boy?

    Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

    Memory

    Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

    They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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  • Orphan

    What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

    Stereotype

    Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

    A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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  • Wordplay

    When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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