"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
I made a web site for orphans there’s no home page
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
