Computer jokes
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.