Computer jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”