The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Whatβs one thing orphans donβt have on their computer? A home page.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
