Computer Jokes

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in Uranus

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer


Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

in America

What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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in Feminist

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.


whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes

The other other computer
in Puns

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”


What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”


My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf


People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.

Mickey mouse
in Orphan

Why can’t Orphans have a computer?

They don’t have a home page.

Awesome spoon
in Blonde

There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

in Emo

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting


What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting


my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43


How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the chrime

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete


What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR