How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.

I wanna ram your pcie slot

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

How did Stevan hailing’s die?

His computer got a virus

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first bite <3

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?

“Stop it! It hertz so much!”

How dd Stephen hawking die

He had a computer virus!

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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