Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
I wanna ram your pcie slot
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits