Computer Jokes

Anonymous
in Orphan

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

The mother board

Anonymous

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

8
ME

Why did the computer go to the doctor ?

Because it had a virus

Anonymous

I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.

JocoseJack

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

Anonymous

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans use computers. Because they don’t have homepage

Pun Man 3000
in Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

Anonymous

Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion

mr ANDREOUS

What did the HP say to a dell :

Hello!

in Wife

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

I_Is_Cow

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Anonymous

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

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something else

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

Astro

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

Halima

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Elijah(josh)
in Orphan

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.