What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
