Computer Jokes

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion