Computer jokes
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.