Computer Jokes

in Animal

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.


I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

in Car

Why was the computer late for work

He had a hard drive


Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

in Orphan

what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.

in Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?



Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows


my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf


My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

in Puns

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

in Orphan

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

in Orphan

I donated a computer to the orphanage… It didn’t have a mother board.


A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT


What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Smelly Melly

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!


joe biden deez nuts

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf


My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!