Computers are females because when it's down you always charg ER
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
joe biden deez nuts
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion