Computer Jokes

Anonymous
in Animal

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

Shadrack

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

Anonymous
in Car

Why was the computer late for work

He had a hard drive

Anonymous

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

deez
in Orphan

what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.

hi
in Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Techfather11

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

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my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

Deacon

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

Pun-Ishment
in Puns

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

Jordan
in Orphan

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

Ace_Of_Spades
in Orphan

I donated a computer to the orphanage… It didn’t have a mother board.

Shadrack

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

Anonymous

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Smelly Melly

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

Anonymous

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My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

Anonymous

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!