Computer jokes
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.