A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
