What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Why do people say cheese in a camera? because they were using the computer

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

whats the difference between a computer and a cramppled person?a computer runs

What did the HP say to a dell :


I like my girls like my file system…

FAT and 16.

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

“I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself.”

What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes.

Where does steven hawkings gets his computer fixed at PC world

What’s one thing smarter than Steven hawking-his computer

Guess Mcfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses