Computer jokes
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Joe.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
My PC.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!