Computer Jokes

Deacon

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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in Puns

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Anonymous

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

Anonymous

Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Awesome spoon
in Blonde

There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

Anonymous

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homicide

what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

i don't know I have both

in Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

miss johnson

get off your computer jessie jex

Anonymous
in Emo

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

Anonymous

What's the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don't have trouble shooting

Anonymous

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Summit

What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR

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Anonymous

What does a baby computer call its father- Data

9to5Jokes

Why was the Computer late to work?

Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO