Computer jokes
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.