what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don’t know I have both
Computer Jokes
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They’re both inside jobs.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!