Computer jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What did I do with the internet?
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"