My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
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What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
