Computer Jokes

homicide

what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

i don’t know I have both

Anonymous

What does a baby computer call its father- Data

9to5Jokes

Why was the Computer late to work?

Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

Anonymous

what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

Anonymous

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

Anonymous

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Anttonnyyy

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

Shadrack

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

Anonymous AING

why is stephen hawking an organ donator?

because he saved 200 computers.

Anonymous

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They’re both inside jobs.

Anonymous

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Anonymous

You make the juice go through my power brick.

aj

How dd Stephen hawking die

He had a computer virus!

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Wew

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard

Anonymous
in Lie

one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

isaiah

what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

Anonymous

Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

TheEvilChocolateCookie

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

Allen

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!