Computer jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.