Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
