Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
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What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
Who did Stephen call when he crsshed.....The geek squad
Joe
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
Computers are females because when it's down you always charg ER
who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all
