Computer jokes

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.