I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
