I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
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I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
