A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Computer Jokes
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
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I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
