Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why can’t orphans have a computer
Because they don’t have a home page
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
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What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
