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Computer Jokes

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.