What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Fucking Windows updates!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
My PC.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
