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Computer Jokes

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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