Joe Biden deez nuts.
Computer Jokes
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
