How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
