Computer jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!