Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
