I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.
Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
How does a computer spell Autocorrect
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
joe biden deez nuts
monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
why Does A orphan hate the internet Answer Because he always On the homepage
