You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell Autocorrect
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
joe biden deez nuts
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
