Computer jokes
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Don't touch my bot.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
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What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.