Computer jokes
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Don't touch my bot.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.