Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
lol
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
What does iCloud eat for lunch? Your documents. For more Apple jokes, get iCanLaugh, found here. https://books.apple.com/us/book/icanlaugh/id1512968993
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
