I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
What did I do with the internet?
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
lol
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
