How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Computer Jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
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What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
