Computer jokes
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Fucking Windows updates!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
My PC.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.