Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
