Common Jokes

in Priest

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

Life sucks

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.


What does my dad and Nemo have in common they both can’t be found

Dark humor king
in Dark Humor

What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old

in Titanic

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people


Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.

in Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? They can see their parents


What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

in Priest

What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common

They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns

Kyle Hunter

What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables

in Depression

Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
in Emo

what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees


what do Nemo and my dad have in common?

they both can't be found

in Orphanage

Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.


What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

in Orphan

What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents

in Orphan

what do batman and orphans have in common o👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 there parents died