Fetus

Anonymous

What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common… The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.

Total

Exterminatrix

Not totally a joke but… What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?

They are also forcing themselves on others.

Emo

Brooke

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common……the pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Wall

Anonymous

What does pink Floyd and princess Dianna have in common…, the wall has there last big hit

Kobe

Anonymous

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

Family

Anonymous

what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends

Cube

what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors

Dirtiness

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common. The feme one’s are called bitch.

Orphan

Anonymous

whats the difference between an orphan and daniel larusso have in common

at least daniel has a mom

Priest

Anonymous

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men’s lockerroom at the gym.

Michael Jackson

Ariana Grande

What does an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They’re both made of plastic and little kids turn them on

Orgasm

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don’t care if she has one

Light

Stubby

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

Choke

Anonymous

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Hiroshima

8

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They’re not heroes.

Circle

8

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They’re round. And round is a shape.

Dark Humor

8

What does this website with it’s comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Crash

8

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Jesus

8

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They’re sus.