Common

Common Jokes

Hooker

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Pig

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Fetus

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Hockey Player

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Teenager

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Wrist

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Sex Offender

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Sense

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Homosexual

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Feminist

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Sack

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.