Common jokes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.