What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Common Jokes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
