What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat
You know Thomas Paine right. Well, clearly he had some common sense too. right?
What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favourite colour
