Common

Common jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Orphan

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Emo

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Priest

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

Kid

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Hooker

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Pig

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Fetus

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Hockey Player

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Teenager

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Wrist

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.