Common jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!