Common jokes
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.