Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
