Common jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.