Common jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.