Common jokes
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.