Common jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.