Common jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.