Common jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.