Common jokes
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"