What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
