Common jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.