Common jokes
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."