Common

Common jokes

Sex Offender

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Sense

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Alzheimer's

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Homosexual

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Sack

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

Kobe

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Tuna Fish

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Microwave

Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?

A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.

Blonde

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.