Common jokes
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.