Common jokes
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.