What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.