Common

Common Jokes

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

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