Common jokes
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
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Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.