What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.