Common

Common jokes

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.