What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.