What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.