Common

Common jokes

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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  • What do boobs and toys have in common?

    Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

    What does a kid and wine have in common?

    Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

    What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

    They are all disabilities.

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