Common jokes
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.