Common jokes
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.