What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
Whats the definition of disgusting? Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother & sucking 6 out!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
what does / and \ have in common they have different results
What do autistics, women and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin drive
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
What does shrek and onions have in common?
* L A Y E R S *
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?
They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
