Common

Common jokes

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.