Common jokes
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.