What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
(it said post common jokes)
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
