What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
