Commerce jokes

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

For sale: Dead canary.

Not going cheep.