Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Cyber Monday
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
