Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Commerce Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
