Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
