*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
