Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Commerce Jokes
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
