What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
What’s the different between an orphan and Pikachu Pikachu I choose you
man i had a joke but it left and lever came back
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
