what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didnāt come back
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"
They Are making a movie about clocks.
Itās about time.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn
I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
Whatās the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a ādouble downā
