Comedy

Comedy jokes

Pov

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

9/11

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Orphan

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Dark Humor

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

Priest

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Dad

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

Time

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

Mom

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.