Comeback jokes
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." ๐คฃ๐
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What do you call a boomerang that wonโt come back?
A stick.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and sheโll say the same thing, honey. ๐
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, itโll come back to me.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
D.K. is back, baby!
No, you!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!