Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
Why do orphans like boomerangs.Because they come back unlike their dad.
What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
