Comeback memes

Nerd

7 months ago

A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"

Mom

1 year ago

Dayum

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message, in green, reads: "Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes." The reply, in white, says: "I made you."

Boy

3 years ago

ya boy edp is back many years later

A man with a bald head and long grey beard stares into the camera with a distorted face and a sinister grin.

Insult

3 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.

Slavery

1 year ago

A sign on a wooden post with the text 'PRIVATE. GUESTS ONLY. WITH OWNERS'. Below that is the text 'SLAVERY. Has apparently made a comeback.'

Jokes

Existence

8 years ago

you.

Husband

6 years ago

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

Mother

7 years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Comeback jokes