Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun ? Special Forces incoming !!
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said "Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
